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Jessi the slayer of the vampyre

Hi! I’m Jessi! This where I am supposed to tell you how awesome I am and why I have such legendary thoughts that deserved to be shared with the world.

Or…to quote my favorite person EVER.

Spike: [as Rachel] How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a night thing?

Spike: [as Angel] No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. And now, I’m just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth.

[Rachel’s about to touch Angel’s hair]

Spike: No, not the hair. Never the hair.

Spike: [as Rachel] But there must be some way I can show my appreciation?

Spike: [as Angel] No, helping those in need’s my job, and workin’ up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough.

Spike: [as Rachel] I understand. I have a nephew who’s gay, so…

[gasps]

Spike: [as Angel] Say no more. Evil’s still afoot. And I’m almost out of that nancy-boy hair-gel I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away.

I kid, I kid!

Here are some highlights of, yours truly, that can effect what and how I review.

I… believe in God, am married, live in Colorado, am a video producer/director/writer, play hockey, snowboard, video game, obsessed with everything Whedon, make websites for fun and profit, love the NFL and the NHL, television and chihuahuas (I have three).

Movies are my passion, books are my favorite hobby and using those two loves as an excuse to build a website and create more things for me to do on the internet, pretty much equals awesome.